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Chaotic shopping as standard at Japan Home Centre. This place really boils my piss. Why make the shopping experience so horrific. It’s like the Krypton Factor every time I go in there.

I’m not a particularly large man, but find their little cardboard box hamster maze impossible to navigate. I only wanted a sodding water bottle. Took me about 15 twatty minutes to negotiate my way in and out. Do they do this shit on purpose?

Then there’s the deals. You need to be a Mensa genius to figure out what anything actually costs. ‘Simply buy two nail clippers and a can of Duff on a Tuesday morning and receive 85% off (which is actually 15% off) and a free packet of noodles. Must use YUU.

This felt like the right place for my first world problem rant.



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